*Let us recite our 36 STATE and CAPITALS in their proper order:*

*Let us recite our 36 STATE and CAPITALS in their proper order:*

1. ABIA - Bad roads

2. ANAMBRA - Blood money

3. ADAMAWA - Fine girls

4. AKWA-IBOM - Dog meat

5. BAYELSA - Militant

6. BAUCHI- N.Y.S.C. Killers

7. BENUE- Free women

8. BORNO - Boko haram

9. CROSS RIVER - House-maid

10. DELTA - Ogogoro

11. EBONYI - 419ers

12. EDO - Prostitution

13. EKITI - Strong head

14. ENUGU - Runs girls

15. GOMBE -

Meningitis

16. IMO - High bride price

17. JIGAWA - Poor people

18. KADUNA - Dullard Teachers

19. KATSINA - Abokis

20. KANO - Fanatism

21. KEBBI - Almajiri

22. KOGI - No Salary

23. KWARA - Godfatherism

24. LAGOS - Agberos

25. NASSARAWA - Troublesome

26. NIGER - Stingy people

27. OGUN - Juju people

28. ONDO - Owambe

29. OSUN - Half salary

30. OYO - Dirty dirty

31. PLATEAU - Crisis zone

32. RIVERS - Cultizm

33. SOKOTO - Hot sun

34. TARABA - Tribal war

35. YOBE - Bomb blast

36. ZAMFARA - Sharia city

F.C.T. - Centre of looting

I know you must be laughing by now and if not it means your problem is bigger than the joke.